Quotes # 1 through 10

"I can't find English."

— Patty Anderson, completely out of context,
looking at a cake box

"Rum and Coke is an artform."

— Hugh Haughian

"It's not a price cut, it's a repeal on the nerd tax."

— Bill Maher
Real Time with Bill Maher
regarding the price drop on the I-phone

"I am no longer as afraid of myself as I am of you."

— Jim Snyder
10 November 2001

"You know, I think I'm going to kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out. That or I'm going to lick 'em all and let the dog sort 'em out."

— Jim Snyder
re: drivers on I355

"Yeah. And pigs might fly out of your ass if I stuffed a couple of pork rinds up it."

— Jim Snyder

Fellowship of the Hood: One Bling to Rule Them All

— A strange new movie idea...

"I'm a cat... unless someone's going to shave me, this is as nude as I get."

— Noneckloki
Druid on Wildhammer
responding to "Let's get naked."

"Oh my giddy aunt."

— Jefferey Chaucer
A Knight's Tale

"Listen... when you've faced death as often as I have, this is much more fun."

— The Fourth Doctor
to Romana I

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