Quotes # 11 through 20

"Hah! Impossible! That means it'll take seventy-three seconds."

— The Fourth Doctor
on opening an impossible-to-open door

"Good god, everyone and their mother wants Un'Goro Soil... the bloody Cenarion Circle... the freakin' Morrowgrain grows in it... and now I've got a goblin that wants five. No wonder the fuckin' place is a crater. Last week it was the Un'Goro Plateau."

— Noneckloki
2 April 2006

"It's the Avatar of Virtue. You can tell by the Ankh-shaped propellor on his beanie."

— Jim Snyder,
about the Avatar in Ultima

"Corona Light... it's the only light beer that's also a Corona."

— 2007 Corona Light radio commercial
WTMX, 3 August 2007
Uh... duh?

"You've got an elderly woman dying on your back, hello!"

— Hugh Haughian Jr.,
speaking to Jack Chen in the television,
watching "Naked Weapon"

"I don't know what it's from. I might have gotten it from cleaning out the blender, but then it wouldn't be a papercut, it would a... shut up!"

— Terri Sexauer,
talking about her "paper" cut

"I'd call you a genius, except I'm in the room."

— The Tenth Doctor
Doctor Who
"The Age of Steel"

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."

— Anaïs Nin

"No people are ever as divided as those of the same blood."

— Mavis Gallant

"From the day they arrive on the planet, and blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than... no... hold on. Sorry. That's the Lion King."

— The Tenth Doctor,
speaking to Sycorax leader,
Doctor Who, "The Christmas Invasion"

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